|About the Book|
You dont go in for rose petals, secret tunnels and velvet steel. You like SEX- Wet, messy, intense- sometimes disturbing and sometimes funny. If you’re tired of the stuffy, pompous, boring “erotica,” it might be time to stop fighting your nature andMoreYou dont go in for rose petals, secret tunnels and velvet steel. You like SEX- Wet, messy, intense- sometimes disturbing and sometimes funny. If you’re tired of the stuffy, pompous, boring “erotica,” it might be time to stop fighting your nature and give some of Jaimie Blane’s smut a try.ONE-HANDED READS VOLUME 1 includes these four short stories:Face F*cking GrannyBrian knows that Claire is lonely. Thats why shes always coming up with things for him to come fix in her apartment, things that mysteriously seem to work fine once he gets there. Shes a sweet old lady, if a bit rough around the edges, and he feels like he cant turn her down when she asks him to stay for a beer.Of course, one beer leads to another, and one thing leads to another, and before long Claire is asking Brian to do something only her husband used to do for her, something Brians long dreamed of, but never thought hed get a chance to try.Gangbang the Pregnant Office SlutClara is the manager of one of the market’s most successful mutual funds. Still feeling unfulfilled, she decides she wants a baby, too. The problem is that her idiot underlings are running her mutual fund into the ground while she’s out on maternity leave. She needs this baby out, and has heard that the same substance that started the pregnancy process is the one that’ll induce labor.But Clara has no time for a man. She got the baster treatment. So now, if the dumb-but-handsome junior partners killing her fund want to keep their jobs, they’re going to have to get a little spunky! Luckily, the hot and willing receptionist Brittney agrees to act as Clara’s fluffer to get their much-needed juices flowing.Shutting Her Drunk MouthJonathan can’t stand his coworker Sally. In fact, he pretty much hates her. She’s loud, obnoxious, and completely oblivious to the effect she has on everyone around her. Yeah, she’s nice looking with a fantastic body, but she’s so annoying that every time she speaks he wants to stab his eardrums. What keeps him from snapping is the knowledge that at 5 PM he can escape to his favorite bar.Until one evening, Sally turns up there, too.She’s getting drunk and throwing herself at Jonathan. He’s drunk and horny, too, but also angry. He decides to kill two birds with one stone by getting so rough with Sally, by humiliating her so badly, that she never speaks to him again.Face F*cking an F StudentProfessor Ben Hendersen hates his teaching job, because he hates his students. He didn’t spend eight years and tens of thousands of dollars on graduate school to teach English Composition to ignorant, spoiled, ungrateful brats, and yet that’s the exact situation he finds himself in.Perfect young Dakota Kennedy is about to fail Professor Hendersen’s class, until he offers her a way to raise her grade. It’s not going to be easy, though. In fact, in as bad a mood as Professor Hendersen’s in, it’s going to be very, very rough.